Thursday, October 21, 2010

How to identify a newly married Girl...

How to identify a newly married girl (applies mostly to south Indian girls only):

(1) Whatever be her original skin complextion, now it will be yellow with due to the turmeric paste that was applied during the marriage.
(2) In addition to the normal bindi she normally has, there will be an additional red turmeric bindi on top of the forehead. I guess this is a newly adopted culture from north India and I doubt whether my grandmother or my mother ever wore such a bindi.
(3) She will be a bit more fat, and continue to grow fatter exponentaially for the rest of her life from the day of marriage.
(4) Sometimes people will mistake her for a Model doll kept in the showcases of the Jewelery shops due to the quintals of Golden Jewels that she will be wearing.
(5) She will be wearing a mangal sutra. (I brought this point to the last position, since these days Girls sometimes dont wear it (or) dont wear it when they go for work (or) they conceal it when they go for work.)

Thats all I can think of. More are welcome in the comments...

- JAVA Pavala.

3 comments:

  1. Hmmm... another one accessory called metti, which has become fashion jewelery that girls wore on three fingers on the both foot.

    I just think... had this article been posted after November 19 by adding disci...

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  2. hmm..watch out wat u write pavala.. it sounds like a womaniser and little off the limits like X stuffs..

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  3. //Shen
    hmm..watch out wat u write pavala.. it sounds like a womaniser and little off the limits like X stuffs..
    --aiaiyoooo... no... no... poor writer with very poor writing skills... bound to make mistakes... Will try to improve... - JAVA Pavala


    //Dhanesh Amma
    I just think... had this article been posted after November 19 by adding disci...
    --Dont put me in trouble... thats why I posted in a hurry... and as Shen has pointed out, has come out with terrible mistakes... For Your Information, Excellent articles are in draft stage, which are in queue for posting on or after November 19,2010 :)... wait and watch... - JAVA Pavala

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